December 2011
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cryptideyes replied to your post: I ALSO GOT THE FIRST THREE BOOKS OF A SONG OF ICE…
omg yesss. I’m hoping to get the first three too! omg if i do we should read them and check in and stuff!
CUTE, YES ! I go on holiday from the 27th to the 7th and I will hopefully be able to get some reading done BUT YES
I keep forgetting that an attractive boy asked if he could take me out sometime, last night. And then I remember and I go:
The sounds coming from across the hallway are actually terrifying
It sounds alien
But it’s just my Nan, asleep
Omg I forgot that Chicago is on TV tonight, score. I am not really a fan of musicals but I love Chicago even though I hate Renee Zellweger. It’s appropriate to watch with my Nan right? I’m not saying I will… Just there is the possibility that my whole family will end up watching it
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Christmas music 2011
Because my grandmother is here I have had to be particularly tasteful in my choice of music to play around the house, but I can say that I have highly enjoyed it all! Here are some of the albums I have been playing
Fleet Foxes - Helplessness Blues
Fleet Foxes - Fleet Foxes
Bright Eyes - A Christmas Album
Bright Eyes - I’m Wide Awake It’s Morning
The Decemberists - The King...
My Nan again
Nan: (Looking at iPod playing) ooh do they have little pictures now?
Me: Yup
Nan: "Yuck", Is that what you type when you don't like the song?
Me: Oho no that is the name of a band name, Nan.
Nan: (look that suggests that she will never understand our generation)
I ALSO GOT THE FIRST THREE BOOKS OF A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE YAYYYYYYYY
AND $130 WORTH OF ART STORE VOUCHERS
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Merry Christmas everyone! It just turned 12:04 am here in NZ
“Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via especiallygold)
yet another dad joke
Dad: how did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader was getting him for Christmas?
Me: how
Dad: He felt the presents
guess who just got asked on a date
although i go away after christmas and i’m not back til the 7th of january, awkward if he forgets
I requested that my mother buy Malibu, Berry Cider, Moscato and Baileys. GOD DAMN I LOVE CHRISTMAS
My Nan is bound to be even funnier while I’m drinking Baileys, heck, this time tomorrow night she’ll have had her 6th Gin and cranberry so some good conversations are bound to happen
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Dad jokes...... I keep telling him that only one...
Me: Ugh I still have to wrap stuff
Mum: Yes, there is lots of wrapping to be done today
Dad: Should I invite Snoop Dogg over then?
Me: Get out of the kitchen
The first conversation my Nan has when she walks...
Nan: Apparently if you are on Facebook they can track everything you do on the internet
Dad: .. uh sure I guess, but they can do that anyway
Nan: So is it run by the CIA??
Dad: No, little green men
Nan: .............. who? Oh, you're pulling my leg
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For the next two days I will primarily be blogging things my family have said. My 86 year old Nan is here and some of the things that come out of her mouth are hilarious.
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“I’m so confused aha. Lets go back to subtle flirting sweet”
– A text I received last night
everyone has six names
1. your real name: Hazel 2. your detective name (favorite color and favorite animal): Green Rabbit 3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Selwyn (I’m guessing my lack of middle name lands me a badass character shrouded in the mystery of not having a proper name) 4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first,...
I watched fright night with my friends tonight. I nearly screamed when I realised the illusionist was David Tennant. It utterly made my night.
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my fucking hard drive has started making weird noises and the computer wont recognise it and i am piiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssed.
I’VE ONLY HAD IT SINCE OCTOBER ARGHH I better be able to fix it
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